All the things that I have learnt

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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary


{ from the forest to the falls }

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Update : I am wearing the dress and no jocks if you see me on the news this is your responsibility guys.

SOS - Help

Hey gang, I’m going to a food and wine festival and wearin a dress but I have no clean underwear. Do I risk getting really drunk in the dress and flashing everyone the sideways wink or do I wear pants! HELP

(Source: greysgifs, via allabout-hers)