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shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via maginite)

Last night I macked on with a 36 year old man. What even is my life anymore.

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via eqting)

asammyg:

My dream pair. A dumb golden retriever and a fat lazy cat.

(Source: catsbeaversandducks, via yuth-decay)

Is drinking non refrigerated chocolate milk an invitation to good poisoning?